The other day in Oops I Did It Again! I confessed how my nomination for Mommy of the Year may be slipping between my fingers because I can’t even manage to get my Girlies to dance class on the right day. Actually the right week! I was now in a rush of trying to find out what they needed for the classes they were now 2 weeks late in starting our Dance Instructor and I ended up talking about paws, undeez and thongs ! That’s right folks… thongs!
I know what in the world do paws, undeez and thongs have to do with dance class? Exactly what I thought. It all started as I went down the list of items I would need to run around and collect for my Girlies to start class without any further delay.
“yes, she will will need a leotard with shorts, footless tights and a pair of foot paws.”
I’m sorry could you say that again?
“sure! leotard with shorts at the bottom or dance shorts on top of a normal leotard, footless tights and a set of foot paws or undeez.”
Ok, ummm..leotard, footless tights and what is that last thing?
“foot paws or some stores call them undeez or thongs.”
*is she serious?*
Ummm…could you describe them?
“hmmm…well they go across the bottom of the foot with padding underneath so that the girls can dance barefoot without hurting themselves.”
And their called paws, undeez or thongs?
“Yes Ma’am”
OK, thank you.
Have you ever had those moments when you are laughing hysterically on the inside at a situation but the other person is so serious that you think maybe something is wrong with you? This was that moment for me. All I kept thinking was is she seriously saying paws, undeez and thongs and not laughing? Then as she described it to me she was still completely serious. Obviously it was me…right?
I guess it is all a part of her normal day since apparently these are standard dance gear but to me… paws, undeez and thongs?!?!?! Not three words I hear often and definitely not in the same sentence – LOL
So, off I went in search of this important item for my Girlie like the Mom of the Year Week Day moment that I am. I started my search at our nearest dance store…
HI, I’m looking for a pair of foot paws for my daughter.
*Blank Stare*
Umm they said they could be called undeez?
“Oh okay! Foot Thongs!”
Yeah. Those.
Okay apparently everyone has their own name for these things! LOL
After a bit of awkward moments during the fitting when my 7 year old daughter gave me the crazy “Am I really supposed to wear this?” look we paid for our ‘thongs’ and were on our way to our first (technically third) dance class of the year.
Needless to say I have learned a few things this week:
1 – Schedule alerts and reminders for ALL activities
2 – Paws, Undeez and Thongs are NOT always what you think…
3 – *DO NOT tell my Hubby that I bought our daughter her first pair of ~thongs~ today!*
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18 thoughts on “Paws, Undeez and Thongs !”
I am ROFLOL……. Thongs for the feet, who would have thunk it? Yikes……. Best laugh of the day for sure…. PS, my hubby went shopping with the 13 y/o a few years back and called my hysterically because she had made him buy her first thong!!!!!
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Haha! Not me for sure…LOL
Whaaa…? Oh my Hubby would\’ve made a u-turn and came right back home..no thongs for him! LOL
She wanted it, and suckered him into it…… He nearly died, but what are you going to do being the dad of two girls…. Poor guy….
Yes, poor poor man…LOL
HAHAAHHAHAHAH I'm dyyyyyyying. This is amazing. Those things really do look like a pair of underwear on the foot. That's amazing.
I'm that person by the way that can't hold a laugh in – first it's just a smile then I'm like trying to play it off as like omg did you see that funny thing over there and then I just loose it…
Don’t They?!?! LMBO I had to work so hard to keep everything inside.I’m lucky I was alone because when someone else laughs I can’t help but loose it completely!
LOL…I am not not a mommy yet. But I am glad I learned something new today!
Yes. Definitely a mark down for future reference…LOL 🙂
That's a new one to me. Hahaha!
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Haha! 🙂
This is too funny! My daughter is in dance, but she is just in Kindergarten… and, I've never heard of these foot thongs! I die!!!
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Yay! The tiny ballerinas are adorbs! Carrie I died too trust me…but I had to act like I totally got it..LOL So awkward! 😀
Ahahaha that's funny! I know there are thong sandals so that's probably derived from thongs too. LOL
Maybe so but she totally threw me off with that one…LOL
LOL, that's funny! My daughter is a dancer and when she said she needed "toe panties" I gave her the side eye. LOL
‘toe panties’ Ok I have to add that to the list of names because I never heard that one before!
My 3 year old starts dance in 2 weeks! I can't wait, she's already asking my when she can go! We're just going through the community center, and she doesn't need anything special, which makes me sad! I kind of want to see her skinny little legs in a tutu or something fun for dance! Happy Wednesday!
WHOA! Isn’t it exciting?? I would still get her a little tutu just because 😉 Happy Hump Day!